Today we start on a new quest line. Completion of this would reward the most epic loot table consisting of only the highest level food for we, the Players, to put in our throat hole while we game. Many have started this quest, but none have the level or skill yet to complete it. Come with me as we gulp a few levels, click some catering, and gear up our mouths. Let’s go!
As newbies, let’s start off a standard and easily accessible food choice: The Potato Chip. As delicious as these may be, they’re not really the best choice. Let’s look at the stats.
Cost: Usually about $3 for a large bag.
Crafting Skill required: Level 1; Easiest, just open bag.
Mats required: Chips, Bag.
Time to craft: Less than 10 minutes.
Taste stats: Chips taste awesome, and come in a large variety of flavors.
Ease to eat: One-handed.
Time to eat: 4 seconds (or as long as it takes to go to the bag, to your mouth). No pre-bite preparation needed.
Buff (Nutritional Value): Slight stamina increase, not very healthy. Potatoes are in it, but that’s about it.
Debuff: Chips are very greasy, and will make your mouse and keys greasy as well. This can cause delayed reaction time or misclicks. In addition, you can easily get crumbs in your keyboard.
Max FPS (Food Per Sitting): Half a bag to One full bag is usually enough.
Overall Food Level (fLvl): Common Chips taste great and are pretty easy to eat. However, because of the grease debuff this item isn’t recommended. Eat them if you must, but be on the look out for an upgrade before raiding.
If you have any ideas for foods, feel free to PST in the comments, and we can group up and down them. We’ll log again for PVF next Monday, and we can level more then. Chow!